How many students does it take to change a light bulb at Cornell?
Two – one to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure.
What Uni in the USA says...
It is a standing joke among Ivy League students that Cornell undergrads get away with having to do absolutely no work. This is certainly not true and there are many far more serious contenders to this claim (for example, the ‘we have no mandatory courses’ Brown).