How many Bard students does it take to change a light bulb?
One - but she'll only do it if it's an alternative lightbulb.
What Uni in the USA says...
Bard is perched on the edge of a small town overlooking the Hudson River in upstate New York, and is a college of liberal arts and sciences. Students here are focused on finding their place in the world, not just a career, and they are strongly encouraged to pursue personal as well as academic interests.