University of North Carolina
How many North Carolina students does it take to change a light bulb?
Fewer than those evil Duke students.
What Uni in the USA says...
Just talk to the students here for a few minutes; it'll be immediately apparent that they're not only intelligent, sophisticated and incredibly charming, but they also exude a heart-warming contentment and happiness that comes straight from their experience at school. “I only wish it were more than four years,” said a tearful senior when asked what his least favourite part of the school might be.