How many Vassar students does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven - one to screw it in and ten to support its sexual orientation.
What Uni in the USA says...
Vassar is situated on 1,000 acres in the Hudson Valley of New York state - and every inch of it is lovely. In fact, Vassar looks more like a botanical garden than a college campus. Forests, meadows, gardens, and well-manicured lawns permeate the grounds. And the academic and residential buildings – ranging from modern to Gothic – are almost all uniformly attractive.
Students can choose from several cafes on campus as well as a night club/bar that hosts weekly trivia quizzes, jazz, and themed dance nights.But the centerpiece is the library, home to the largest undergraduate collection in the United States. This, my friends, is a dreamy campus.