How many Trinity students does it take to change a light bulb?
Half as many as UCD, and with more finesse.
What Uni in the USA says...
Trinity is not the most organised place in the world, which has its upsides and downsides. Whilst this may be frustrating for a British student used to a more ordered system, you can use it to your advantage; abandon traditional British reticence and make enough of a fuss and you normally get what you want.